Black Tee
$18.19 plus shipping and handling
Black tee. Logo on the chest. S through 3XL.
Order tee — choose colorShop
Merch
Wear the sentence that started this whole mess. Tees and hoodies out now. Make sure you have both for the unpredictable weather!
T-Shirts
Black and white share one listing. Pink, royal blue, and gray have their own pages.
White Tee
$18.19 plus shipping and handling
White tee. Logo on the chest. S through 3XL.
Order tee — choose color
Pink Tee
$18.19 plus shipping and handling
Pink tee. Logo on the chest. S through 3XL.
Get the pink tee
Royal Blue Tee
$18.19 plus shipping and handling
Royal blue tee. Logo on the chest. S through 3XL.
Get the royal blue tee
Gray Tee
$18.19 plus shipping and handling
Heather gray tee. Logo on the chest. S through 3XL.
Get the gray teeStone Street Oktoberfest
Stone Street 2026 crest. Tees first. Sweatshirts under that. Separate listings.
T-Shirts
Oktoberfest Tee — Black
$18.19 plus shipping and handling
Stone Street 2026 crest. Black tee, gold print. S through 3XL.
Get the black tee
Oktoberfest Tee — Orange
$18.19 plus shipping and handling
Stone Street 2026 crest. Orange tee. S through 3XL.
Get the orange tee
Oktoberfest Tee — White
$18.19 plus shipping and handling
Stone Street 2026 crest. White tee. S through 3XL.
Get the white teeSweatshirts
Oktoberfest Sweatshirt — Black
$28.41 plus shipping and handling
Stone Street 2026 crest. Black crewneck. S through 3XL.
Get the black sweatshirt
Oktoberfest Sweatshirt — Orange
$28.41 plus shipping and handling
Stone Street 2026 crest. Orange crewneck. S through 3XL.
Get the orange sweatshirt
Oktoberfest Sweatshirt — Gold
$28.41 plus shipping and handling
Stone Street 2026 crest. Gold crewneck. S through 3XL.
Get the gold sweatshirtHoodies
Black, white, blue, and pink share one listing. Gray has its own page.
Black Hoodie
$35.15 plus shipping and handling
Black hoodie. Logo on the chest.
Order hoodie — choose color
White Hoodie
$35.15 plus shipping and handling
White hoodie. Logo on the chest.
Order hoodie — choose color
Blue Hoodie
$35.15 plus shipping and handling
Blue hoodie. Logo on the chest.
Order hoodie — choose color
Pink Hoodie
$35.15 plus shipping and handling
Pink hoodie. Logo on the chest.
Order hoodie — choose color
Gray Hoodie
$32.04 plus shipping and handling
Heather gray hoodie. Logo on the chest.
Get the gray hoodieTotes
Black tote. Organic cotton. Holds a pie box, a sixer, and whatever you swore you were not going to buy.
Black Tote
$27.34 plus shipping and handling
Black tote. 16 x 14.5. Dual straps. Logo on the side.
Get the toteHats
Black trucker and black beanie. One size. Pick the lid for the weather.
Black Trucker
$20.34 plus shipping and handling
Black five-panel trucker. Snapback. Logo on the front.
Get the hat
Black Beanie
$20.88 plus shipping and handling
Black cuffed beanie. Logo on the cuff. One size.
Get the beanieMugs
White or black. Logo on the side. For the desk, the deli counter, or the 6 a.m. train.
White Mug
$13.13 plus shipping and handling
White mug. Logo on the side.
Get the mug
Black Mug
$13.39 plus shipping and handling
Black mug. Logo on the side.
Get the mugStickers
Kiss-cut vinyl. Slap it on a laptop, a koozie, a lamp post, or your roommate's fridge.
Kiss-Cut Sticker
$4.58 plus shipping and handling
Kiss-cut vinyl. White border. Indoor or outdoor.
Get the stickerLottery
Not for sale. In the off chance we meet somewhere in the boroughs, and we have some on us, they are free.
Black Koozie
Not in the shop. If we meet and we have one, it is yours.
Blue Koozie
Not in the shop. If we meet and we have one, it is yours.
Sticker
Not in the shop. If we meet and we have some, they are yours.
Your Orders
Pictures people sent after their merch showed up. Tag @nycismybitch on the socials. If it is clean and we can use it, it lands here. We pick what goes up. No uploads on this page.
Black Tee — Large
Customer photo. Black tee, Large. Not for sale here.
Black Koozie
Customer photo. Black koozie. Not for sale here.
Blue Hoodie
Customer photo. Blue hoodie. Not for sale here.
Blue Sticker
Customer photo. Sticker. Not for sale here.
Black Mug
Customer photo. Black mug. Not for sale here.
Sticker on a Les Paul
Customer photo. Sticker on a Les Paul. Not for sale here.
Black Tee — 3XL
Customer photo. Black tee, 3XL. 6'2, 300 lbs. A mountain of a man! Not for sale here.
Blue Koozie
Customer photo. Blue koozie. Not for sale here.
Oktoberfest Tee — Black
Customer photo. Stone Street Oktoberfest tee. Not for sale here.
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Tag @nycismybitch on the socials when your order arrives. If we bump into the post and it is good, we put it on this wall.
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